Hidden Vacation Expenses

So we all know about the hotel charges, food, gas and souvenirs......what they didn't tell me about (until today) is the vacation surcharge! This is a surcharge imposed upon me by my co-workers. It's possible that I have been talking about this vacation for the past 6 months every day, keeping everyone posted with how many days left, and what day I'll be leaving. Maybe they're getting a little sick of hearing the daily update. There will now be a $.25 charge for every mention of the upcoming trip. Actually, since there are two upcoming trips, I'm going to be in trouble for the next four months. The penalty goes up to a whopping $1.00 for any na-na-na-na-boo-boos that might come out of my mouth, or neenerneeners or even hahahas. We plan on buying a cake with the procedes, but it might be more likely that I'll be buying everyone a five course meal.